Time to confess?

I broke a glass in my friend's sink and then I didnt tell anyone

I hacked into a girl's myspace and made her sat horrible things to people and she lost all her friends. I did it because she was reallly mean to me!

I stuck pins in my Grandpa's chair

I bent my moms finger backwards

I trashed my room in a fit of rage

I put lemon juice in my dad's jerk girlfriend's water pitcher. (I don't feel bad about that one LOL)

I bit the wooden arm of my grandma's brand new expensiove chair multiple times and destroyed it.

I purposely broke my moms antique gumball machine when we were in a fight. I felt AWFUL after!

I can't think of anything worse. Thank you for the opportunity to get this off my chest. ☺

I used to be pretty cut-throat in business. It was all about the money and the acquisition. I've mellowed over the last few years and I now realize that I've hurt people in my business past. It would take too long to go into detail but believe me, when you take someones business and kick them out without thinking about how they will go on from there, it isn't a nice thing.

Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term,so please forgive me for I have sinned,and I know that I need to be more sensitive in my choice of words. I have been informed by the U.S. government that the Islamic terrorist groups,who hate us religiously,and want to kill us all, do not like to be called "TOWEL HEADS"since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel,but in fact a small folded sheet. Therefore! From this day forward I Mister C. will honor their request not to refer to them as Towel Heads,but in fact I will now refer to them as "LITTLE SHEET HEADS".

I changed a light bulb and didn't replace it with an energy saving bulb. Yeah - That's right - I'm bad.

I keep having a scary dream about a baby with a man's head and a moustache that keeps on haunting me.. I'm getting really.. oh... oh. Its you.

Cheers :)

Im sorry dad, the dog didn't accidently hit drive on your car and drive it into the pond. That was me taking a joy ride.

I am the boogie woogie booger boy of company B

Nothing to confess...i can justify everything i've ever done...

I would but I'm sure there are law inforcment on here so as far as their concerned no

the worst thing i have ever done is drink milk without using a cup i feel so nasty