I'd like to get some nice smelling incense, but I am terrified of hippies... how can I accomplish this goal?

Step by step guide to buy incense if you have fear of hippies.

1.Walk into a head shop holding up a large bar of soap

2.All the hippies will flee in terror.

3.Chose incense you need.

4.Leave money on the counter.

Wear a business suit and cover your self in freshly killed bloody steaks.

That should scare the hippies away from you for just enough time to race in and pick up the incense.

^ What??? Has she ever been to a dollar store?

I love to go to the dollar store and hold up items and ask "How much is this?" After about five times you would think they get the joke, but they usually just answer "A dollar."

I am so easily amused.

And you are right to be terrified of hippies. They lick toads. I am pretty sure that gives you bad breath and makes you like clowns.

I don't like clowns.

Hey, how much is that clown poster? A dollar? Really?

Tape some "HELP WANTED, INQUIRE WITHIN" signs on the outside, that should weed many of them out. The ones that actually come in can be paid to warn off the other hippies for sandwiches, a place to crash, other stuff like that....

Don't be afraid, we don't bite. Just go into any candle store and they should have a nice selection to choose from. I always get a variety of different ones when I get them, but this hippie likes candles better. :D

save yourself the trouble and just get a plug in or candles... those hippies can smell incense from a mile away and once they move in it's really hard to get rid of them...

The internet you can shop in the comfort of your own hippie free home. And you can surf explicit content at the same time.

Go to an import store like "Pier 1 Imports" and pretend you are an interior decorator. (Those places have an extensive incense counter.)

I have no idea but just on the fact alone that you got The Three Stooges to answer your question has to make the Guinness Book of World Records.

Foo you are Sumptin', Sumptin' special!!!

Cool down Sis !, Wow you're uptight.

Let me waft some Peace your way, chill a little.

Have a puff of this and Relaaaaaax !.

Take some of these dodgy looking mushrooms while we figure out what you really dig scentwise.

Are you still with me sister ?.