Blind date question?

A can of dog food would be a nice touch, but if you want to REALLY impress her with fresh flowers, stop by your local graveyard and get a nice bouquet. I feel the thumbs down already...lol.

1960, was 14ish and I still cringe. My school friend had asked me to her elder brother's party and fixed me up with this spare chap. All the others were art students. That should have told me something. Party, I thought, what to wear? My Mum took me down to the Co-op store and we bought an eau de nil and silver brocade dress, big floppy bow trim on the back, silver shoes and had then I went and had a special occasion shampoo and set, a cross between the Queen's and a beehive. Lots of laquer and back combing. My blind date arrived at the door. Bit on the casual side, I thought, could have made more effort and he looked a bit startled. Admiration, I thought. He said he knew a couple of short cuts so we didn't need to pay out for the bus and we walked to the party through a lot of back alleys. When we got there, he suddenly acquired this bad headache and disappeared into a bedroom for whole evening. Everyone else was in chunky sweaters and jeans and doubt they'd even combed their hair. Everyone.

NO the dog will of already been fed.. he or she is there to help her master..As far as cheap flowers.. well thats up to you but i am sure your blind date knows by now what cheap is.. i recommend roses.. Heck she has been blind long enough to know the difference..She has the sense of feel and knows those cheapies arent roses .. wake up and smell the roses MOE..I cant see to well but i have a good sense of feel..

I am not sure if you are being sweet or silly!

But, I would bring the dog some water because you don't know what he eats. Or you could just be nice to her doggy and acknowledge him often.

The flower thing.....well if you can't really afford the roses..then the Idea you have is nice!

-Love Sky and have a nice date!

No, the dog will rip you to shreds. Bring her Roses, Real roses and bring the dog a female seeing eye dog.

Hope your date goes well. Nothing like a date bringing something for your seeing eye dog and giving you pretend roses. I see a second date coming your way. Love, honey

Wonder's Expert Dating Tips:

1. Wear Aqua Velva ( the MORE the sexier)

2. Wear polyester pants with a matching polyester shirt

3. Make sure your shirt is unbuttoned down to your navel

4. Wear lots & lots & lots of clunky gold chains

5. Take her out to a fancy hot dog joint

(chicks love to nibble on hot dogs)

and

6. Stick your tongue as far down her throat as possible at the end of the date

(If she says "no" that only means she wants you - a lot)

<---- sex symbol and dating expert

Oh dear..

Allow me to explain something in simple terms for you..

'seeing eye dog.'

we're not stupid, we can tell the difference between cheap and expensive flowers. Our sense of smell is roughly 10-20,000 times better than yours. We will tell her how cheap you are.

And if you don't wear pants....doggies like to play with.. dangling things, even little, tiny, work like ones.

Snack time.

You are just so thoughtful...but you should bring along a non-seeing dog so her dog has a blind date also. It would add such a nice touch for a very pleasant, if not interesting, evening.

Her hightened sense of smell will be able to detect phony flowers, so I don't suggest trying the whole bouquet switcharoo..the can of dog food is a nice touch but don't forget the peanut butter...