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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

is this still funny its an old little johnny joke? last one today folks?

Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love.

One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."

Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for.

After a second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far...."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Hahahaha! This is the best joke you made so far! Hahahaha!You are like the best funny guy I ever met (On the Internet) I think your friends appreciate you! LOL! You got some good jokes!!

  • Roslyn
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    oh my goddd. That was fun fun fun now my Daddy's take the T Bird away. Doh ..... where was I? Really good (you're not making this stuff up are you? Hehe have to remember that one. With acknowledgements to the Beach Boys for kindly NOT giving me permission to reproduce their lyrics. ps Have you EVER tried to spell acknowledgements? bloody stupid (bleep) (bleep) word

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha, good joke, how I would so love to see the Dad's face! Have a star!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    good one..really enjoyed that,cheers for the laugh.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha i ent herd tht b4!!!

    omg poor dad

    haha thankyou

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    HA HA HA

  • 1 decade ago

    i was readin dis 1 in skl lol

    So funny

    =]=]

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaaaa......smart little Johnny!

  • 1 decade ago

    *snicker* if the implication is what i think it is, it's a funny joke.

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