An easy way to get 10 points by just answering this question!!!!!!!?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have

you done? You have successfully failed.

How is it one careless match can start a

forest fire, but it takes a whole box to

start a campfire? That one really depends on what kind of matches.

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest

called rush-hour? Because it's the hour when everyone is rushing home, congesting the freeways

What's the speed of dark? Darkness has no speed. It is the absence of light therefore nothing is there.

If physics can predict lottery numbers,

why are they still working? Show me proof.

If you run backwards will you gain weight? No, in fact if you run far enough you may actually lose weight.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to

buy her friends? Because it's a toy and you have to make the manufacturer richer.

What happens when you get scared

half-to-death twice? Unless you get scared half to death twice IN A ROW, nothing.

Can a blind person feel blue? Yeah, why wouldn't they feel sad?

How can a house burn up when it burns

down? I'll get back to you...

Are you telling the truth when you lie in

bed? no, you are still considered lying, twice...

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a

bad thing? Not unless you want a dirty carpet.

How do you know when a Smurf

suffocates? He stops breathing and struggling...

Despite the cost of living, why does it

remain so popular? Cost of living refers to how expensive it is to sustain yourself.

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how

would you know? Look it up online. Come on, use more than one source.

In Chinese why are the words for crisis

and opportunity the same? They ran out of words.

Why does X stand for a kiss? The use of XOXO goes back to the use of an X or cross, which was considered as good as a sworn oath in times before most people could write and therefore used the X in the same way a signature is used today — a mark of one's word. An X at the end of a letter or document was often kissed as a seal of honesty, in much the same way one would kiss a Bible or kiss the fingers after making the sign of the Christian cross. Thus the X came to represent a kiss in modern times.

Why does O stand for a hug? The origins of the O as a hug are not generally known, although it is speculated that it may represent the arms wrapped around someone being hugged.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Ask the antient romans who assembled the Latin Alphabet.

How does skating on thin ice get you into

hot water? That's a figure of speech. Skating on thin ice means you are asking for trouble and being in hot water means you are in trouble.

Why are they called stands when there

made for sitting? I'm not sure this makes sense.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make

the unexpected expected? Absolutely.

When cheese gets its picture taken what

does it say? Nothing, cheese is an inanimate object.

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them? No it refers to the teflon coating so as to resist foods from sticking to them.

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy

opposites? Yes, wise-man is wise, wise-guy is a smart a$$.

If work is so terrific how come they have

to pay you to do it? I beg you to find me someone who says work is terrific...

Should crematoriums give discounts for

those who died in fires? I think so. They're jobs like half done already.

Is it possible to have a civil-war? I know what your saying... um... technically no.

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it

still #2? The number refers to the softness of the graphite and blodness of the marking. A #1 pencil has harder graphite yet it's marking is less bold.

Do tea makers have coffee breaks? Only if they drink coffee.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Yes, if your swimming naked, as disgusting as you may be, you are skinny-dipping.

Why do they announce power shortages

on TV? Just in case you still have power, you will be aware of the situation and can make appropriate preparations.

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a

mime? Only if you don't want anyone to notice.

Why do you press harder on the

remote-control when you know the

battery is dead? Laziness. You don't want to have to go find replacement batteries.

How can batteries die? Once again, a figure of speech for batteries that are "out of juice".

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow

its meant to be twice as cold, how cold

will it be? Arrg!

Why are buildings called buildings when

there finished? Shouldn't they be called

builts? If you really want to take it literally, yes.

Why is abbreviated such a long word? I'm getting frustrated now....

Why is it that when you tell a man there

are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but

when you tell him there's wet paint he has

to touch it? Because he can actually touch the wet paint as opposed to spending a lifetime counting 400 billion stars.

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? I couldnt' find the answer.

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors

do is called 'practice'? Not really, practice makes perfect.

Would a fly without wings be called a

walk? yes?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it

homeless or naked? A little of both I would think.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Yes, I don't think they have any meat products in them.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal

injections? Yeah, I don't know. Seems kinda useless to me. Maybe it's just force of habit....

If you try to fail and succeed, what have

you done? nothing

How is it one careless match can start a

forest fire, but it takes a whole box to

start a campfire? idk but its true

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest

called rush-hour?good point

What's the speed of dark? The speed of light but in reverse

If physics can predict lottery numbers,

why are they still working? totally true

If you run backwards will you gain weight? no

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to

buy her friends? idk they're all wierd look'n

What happens when you get scared

half-to-death twice? you die

Can a blind person feel blue? yes

How can a house burn up when it burns

down? the flames go up

Are you telling the truth when you lie in

bed? yes... maybe idk!

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a

bad thing? depends

How do you know when a Smurf

suffocates? he turns green duh!!!

Despite the cost of living, why does it

remain so popular? .......

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how

would you know? look in the dictionary

In Chinese why are the words for crisis

and opportunity the same? ........

Why does X stand for a kiss? it kinda looks like a k i guess

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Why does O stand for a hug? when you hug someone your arms form a circle...

Why is the alphabet in that order? cause

How does skating on thin ice get you into

hot water? ........

Why are they called stands when there

made for sitting? .........

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make

the unexpected expected? cause its expected but actually you expect what you don't expect that you expect...

When cheese gets its picture taken what

does it say? cow

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is

there a law saying your not allowed to put

sticks in them? .......

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy

opposites? .........

If work is so terrific how come they have

to pay you to do it? good point

Should crematoriums give discounts for

those who died in fires? ....

Is it possible to have a civil-war? ..........

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it

still #2? cause

Do tea makers have coffee breaks? maybe

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? ewwwwwww

Why do they announce power shortages

on TV? hahaha

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a

mime? hum......

Why do you press harder on the

remote-control when you know the

battery is dead? i'm stupid

How can batteries die? idk

1 minute ago

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow

its meant to be twice as cold, how cold

will it be? pretty dang cold

Why are buildings called buildings when

there finished? Shouldn't they be called

builts?

NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. You have found a way NOT to do it.

2. Murphys law. Bread always lands butter side down.

3. Things just look like they are going slow, like how the wheels on a cart can look like they are going backwards.

4. Twice as fast as the smell of sound.

5. Because they are rigged. They must be cause I never win.

6. Yes, but you will also have to eat through your bum.

7. Every whore needs a pimp.

8. Your life flashes before your eyes, in reverse.

9. Only if Blue lets them and is over age.

10. Stand on your head before lighting it on fire.

11. Depends on whos bed and if she is really hot.

12. Only for my pet dust bunnies.

13. When he stops struggling between your fingers.

14. Cheaper than dying. Have you seen how much a coffin costs?

15. Check the index.

16. Because if someone keeps their head in a crisis there is an opportunity to buy a hat.

17. X marks the spot. Mine is on my left testicle.

1. You have succeded at failing

2. because life is cruel

3. Because everyone is rushing to get where they want at the same hour

4. uh-uh-uh

i got bored because your questions werent numbered and it annoyed me.

Because Chuck Norris has made all the things you listed above possible.

Done and done.

now give me my 10 free points please! (p.s I have Chuck Norris on speed dial..)

I read it and enjoyed every word.

no thanks i will take the 2 points ♥