What was the most embarrassing boof yuh ever get?

I get a serious boof when I was younger fuh not cleanin up my room properly...lol.. my mom had tell me to clean my room & she tell me once I was finish I cuda go outside wit my neighbors dem.. well i fine dat i shudnt be inside cleanin when dem outside havin all d fun so I juss throw everything in meh closet vikey vie and run outside.. less than 10 minutes lata.. meh mom come outside & it was a serious make out scene ..in front a all meh frens..talk bout shame.. needless to say dey never let me live dat one dong..

boof?? in my day it was anything meh parents coulda get dey hands on tuh pelt yuh with...lol .... I d get licks with ah piece ah cane ah time for not recitin meh 2 time tables.....hehehehe

i always on meh best eh i doh get boof, yuh see once yuh get de "eye" yuh aS$ dark already so cut it out wahever yuh doin.

gettin a willow switch used on me all the way from the beach to grandma's house by grandma,was wet from swimmin too.total of 2 blocks down the road in front of everyone.

was late leaving the beach and she came after me,never again.

hear dis,when mi was bout 13, mi an mi 2 cuz dem hop ah contry bus, mi cuz Gary drop off an bruk im han, di 3 ah wi plan fi tell wi granparents dat is ah mango tree Gary drop off, caas wi nuh spose fi hop nuh veekle. wi wise ole granpa call wi 1 by 1 an ask wi which mango tree Gary drop offah, I tell im is di 1 in di church yaad, Arlene she sey is de 1 by di all age school. an Gary di invalid sey is di 1 by di ole road. di 3 ah wi suuuure get it dat satday evelin, an wen dem fin out dat is bus Gary drop offah, wi get anadda good dose again. wi all good people now.

i was like julien...all yuh needed was de eye and tht make yuh kno cut it or get a cut @$$

u dnt make sense