My husband wants to divorce me because we've been fighting about the cat and his raisin bran flavored farts.

pussy and raisen bran

life is good!!

Sounds like you need professional counseling to help shake the effects of your mistreatment when you were younger. Offer to get that kind of help. It's not a quick fix, but I don't think there is one. You have to deal with the core problem, not simply put Band-Aids on the symptoms--that's what that contract was, a bandage. It doesn't sound as though he will have the patience to stick around while you try to heal from the past, but get the counseling anyway. In time, however, he might change his mind. Your child will keep the two of you connected from now on, so there could always be the hope of a reconciliation. If he does leave despite your offer to get counseling, there will be life after this husband so go through with the counseling. If you don't fix what's broken now all of your future relationships will be doomed because you'll keep repeating the same mistakes.

Stop sticking Raisin Bran up your cats butt. If that doesn't work then you can move in with me. I only have dogs and they smell like oatmeal cream pies, yum.

Wow if this is not a joke and he is that shallow let him go,All cats farts and poo smells as does any living beings that eats as with all the stomach acids that break down the foods' make it smell bad that's life. as no poo smells good' and i bet your hubby's are not like perfume either.EDIT.. I have 2 cats and have had them for ys and they have never farted unless they were sick and you cannot even tell we have cats as i clean the litter box and get the poo out daily.If the cat is farting seriously he is sick and need to get to a vet asap.

The cat must be having digestion problems because they may have a stinky littterbox but they hardly ever fart. Maybe Pheobe from Friends has the answer below, remember the "Smelly Cat" song?

Maybe you should clean the litter box more often, I think annually is not good enough. You may have to do it at least once a month.

Besides, everyone knows you do not feed raisin brand to cats, they eat Fruit Loops, silly

Sounds like you 2 love birds might be headed for divorce court with Judge Judy

Sounds like he wants a divorce and fighting over the stupidest s--t to get out your marriage

what the hell?>

do you feed the cat raisin bran?

Get a dog and Tony Tiger cereal

What are you doing eating cat farts? Do you use a straw and get them straight from the source, or do you catch them in a mason jar and spread them on toast before eating them?