Is this Pearly Gates of Heaven?

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. " Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"

St. Peter asked. " Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. " Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and the most heavily tattooet biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, " Now, back off!! kick the sh*t out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed. " Excellent! When did this all happen?"

The man replied. " Just a couple of minutes ago."

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