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Is your mobile phone male or female??
Ziplock bags are Male -- they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female -- once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
Tires are Male -- they go bald and are often over-inflated.
Hot Air Balloons are Male -- to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's that hot air part.
Sponges are Female -- they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web pages are Female -- they're always getting hit on.
Subways are Male -- they use the same old lines to pick women up.
Hourglasses are Female -- over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammers are Male -- it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Controls are Female -- they give men pleasure, when men don't have them, they always go out of their way to get them, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying!
As for the mobile phone...? That's for another day!!
34 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Female!
They lose track of time. They'll read into meaningless text. They give mixed signals. Most don't compute. Flashy models. All talk, little action. Wait 'til you get the bill. Go ahead; push her buttons.
They beg for rings. They are in your pants.
Girls I say. .. call girls!
...and a man will want to update an old one for a new model every two years <kidding!>
- Anonymous5 years ago
Depends on the individual. Where I live (Adelaide), I don't see a huge difference between males and females when it comes to mobile usage. A lot of the teens I see at school seem to have their phones in class on Facebook, boy or girl, and text each other from different classrooms (pretty pathetic, in my opinion). I, a female, rarely use my phone, except when I am on school trips, in which case I keep my phone in my pocket, and when on the train or bus I sit on my lap in case my mother texts or calls.
- 1 decade ago
I could have sworn your picture was of a male but after that I think that you are either a woman in diguise or trying to get lucky off of yahoo anwsers because those metaphors were 300% pro female
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
they are female:
they give out info, gossip, they are tempremental, freezing or occassionally refusing to see the signals that every other mobile phone does.
they are all glitz and glamour- very much about how they look- appearence is everything, flashy camrea, big screen, nice dynamics/size/proportions...
they cannot go anywhere alone- not that women cant, but that women do generally go to the toilet in pairs.
- Faez GLv 41 decade ago
Definitely female.
Why?
Firstly, if you push the right buttons (just like a remote control) you will get to talk to her, send messages, remind you of things you were supposed to do, watch porn and etc.
Secondly, if you are sick and tired of it, you can always turn it off.
Thirdly, if she is tired (low battery) just poke your "charger" in and she is back to 100%.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Mobile Phones are female- they are made for talking, have too many buttons, and are confusing when you get a new one
- 1 decade ago
Mobile phones are female. They come in a ton of varieties, and they ask for directions
- Anonymous1 decade ago
theyre female becuase they bother u at the most inconvenient times and always call you and never leave you alone.
plus, when you ask it to read text its in a woman voice so there u have it.
- CynSationzLv 41 decade ago
Cell phones are female -- difficult to figure out at first but once you do you can get it to fullfill your every need!
