If you had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would you use to cover yourself so .......

vacuum

logiclly what i was already wearing but i kno you want something better than that so how about i wrap a towl around me and go out to my garden to pick some flowers, then i comeinside and rip the sheets from the bed. then, i would sew all the flowers onto the sheet and create a sleevless dress. i would need shoes because no shoes, no shirt, no service. for shoes i would take the string under my simk and tie in to a block of wood. then i could make flip-flops. if i had fabric, well i would just sew clothes but im guessing no fabric is available.

Well lets see...

I have these nice Red and White checkers Curtains in the kitchen so that would be a great skirt. I can make a tube top out of the white hand towels in the bathroom and I can make some UGG Winter boots out of my husbands Tupe'

Aluminum Foil

Paper Towels

Bed spread

Curtains

A big garbage bag.

Cut a hole at the bottom right in the middle part for your head, 2 smaller holes by each side of the bag for your arms.

If you are afraid that someone will peek from below, use another smaller plastic bag & cut two holes in the corner for your legs,,Viola,,Instant undies,,,,

Optional: Use a piece of string as belt.

Call me when you are wearing that,,,,,hehehe,,

Get a pillowcase and cut holes for the head and arms. if that's not big enough, get a towel to cover up the rest. make sure to use lots of tape and safety pins to keep it on!

I guess I could get away with wearing a tablecloth. If I told the cashier Hare Krishna...

Saran Wrap.

I would use sheets. Tie them around you like a dress and add a belt to accessorize. LOL.

Maybe a very thick pancake mix, just pour it all over myself and go.

I never thought about that but I would get a blanket I guess.