If I had a cow, a large horse, a rhino, a hippo, an elephant and a buffalo.....?

Only if you can rustle up a couple of Boa's & Scorpions...Those will be for the "bratty kids"

Oh and by the way...Charge $69.69 for a weekend pass because I really like that price...Or you could charge $68.00 which ultimately means I owe you one!

You do realize that only the cow and horse would allow themselves to be petted? All of the other animals are dangerous and can crush you like a bag of potato chips, if they're in a bad mood.

You should see this video on YouTube. It takes 6-7 lionesses to take down one buffalo.

I would pay a lot if you glued wings on the hippos and told me they were flying hippos. Do they eat babies? I'd pay even more to watch one eat a baby.

I think there should be swords for rent on the premises, as well. I would want to feel safe like I do when I cuddle with a stranger at an R-rated movie.

Since you are not a professional petting zoo you can't charge alot until you get will known. As your profit goes up...your price can slowly rise to the top and you get more animals to match your price so it can be well worth it for the people.

I'd start out at $4.50 to & $3.50 to start with. So people won't question you but they'd be ampt to come!

good luck!

Whilst Wonder was visiting this petting zoo, Wonder noticed that there were no flying cat exhibits.

Wonder's enclosure should include unlimited jelly donuts, free HBO, corn dogs for dessert, and unlimited 1-900 calling.

<------ enjoys extra-heavy petting and also extra-heavy whipped cream

Admission fee should be $19.95, in which $19.75 should go towards Wonder's Naked Boobies and Vodka Club monthly membership fee.

The largest member of the horse famly would have to be a clysdale. But the largest horse-like animal is a rhino.

I'm not trying to be gay or anything, but if I had your a** I wouldn't need any animals to open a petting zoo.

Sounds like a "step" in the

fertilizing business.

Charge for petting and for

poooooh !! LOL !!

$5 entry,,,,,,$1 for fertilizer !!

I would give you $1.37, all the lint in my pocket, some ribbon candy from an old lady's purse, and a big old piece of chocolate cream pie.

Or $20, whichever you want.

Well, if you bred them all together and produced a buffarhinomooelephantahorsesass, then that would be worthy of seeing and we would all certainly cough up some peanuts to eyeball that creature. hmmm

Otherwise, I'm just there for your butt and the beer (and I don't drink beer).

I really do need psychological help, don't i?

amen let's eat!