Survey: If you found a human head in your refrigerator...?

E- find out O.J. Simpsons whereabouts

O damn

must have blacked out again

I'd be wondering if the kids down the street would like to use it for a soccer ball

D

it might help to get that extra bounce

I would pluck out the hair, invite my stupid daughter and her idiot boyfriend over for dinner, then sneak out the back door and call the cops and tell them that my house was broken into. I would then try to locate the body and place it in their crappy heap of junk they call a car, Then I would run away as fast as I could holding back my joyful laughter, so as not to wet my pants!!!

B throw up and call 911. After that maybe C too.

B. I don't know if I would throw up, but I would definitely scream then call 911

I would sneak it to my mother in law's at Thanksgiving when everyone is there....and then take the turkey and leave the head. Everyone would think she was insane. And then she would have to dispose of the head, and I would just take the turkey home.

*you asked*

E. Move it over and get my beer. The wife's got something weird planned for dinner.

E)None of the above: I would shut it. Re-open it, just to make sure i wasn't seeing stuff and then grab the phone.

D then E! if im gonna throw it out in my neighbors garbage, it should at least look pretty in case they see it!

I would first C, and then B, after that I would probably A. I would never D.