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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

"Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated??!!?

A teacher was taking his class of 12 year olds and he asks them "Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when stimulated?"

There is silence from the class, so he asks the question again. One little girl called Mary stands up and says "You shouldn't be asking questions like that to your class. I think it's very horrible and I'm telling my parents who will tell the head master and he will have you fired!"

The teacher ignores her out burst and carries on, "Can anyone tell me the answer?"

One boy, Timmy, raises his hand and says "the part of the body that increases to 10 times it size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

"Very good Timmy" the teacher replies. He then turns to Mary and says "I only have three things to say to you young lady.

One, you have a dirty mind.

Two, if you did your homework you would have known the answer.

Three, one day you're going to be very, very disappointed."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    very good big laughs thanks for sharing

  • 7 years ago

    hahahhahhaahh

  • Poor girl knew it all at 12,must b reading playgirl

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I got that right.

    can i have a medal for the new millenium too?

    lol

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    haha I was thinking the same thing as Mary

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Speak for yourself.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha... i love what timmy said to mary.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    XD nice one

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL That was sooooooooo funny. Have a star.

  • 1 decade ago
  • 1 decade ago

    Lol, very funny!!!!!!!!

    Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!

    10/10!!!!!

    *star*

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