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bob bobington
bob bobington asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Ok another funny joke!!?

ok plz read and star me if u think its funny!!

This man goes to the doctor for a week to analize a report to make sure hes ok.

Doctor "I have some bad news and some good news"

Man "ok, whats the good news"

Doctor "you have 24 hrs to live"

Man "ok whats the BAD NEWS"

Doctor "I forgot to call you yesterday"

Plz comment and star me if you think its funny!!!

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  • iceangel831
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    OMG chaulk another one up to stupidity if the doctor hadbeen wearing his sign then the man would have known not to ask him any questions

  • brody.lawlor24
    5 years ago

    Honestly... Never heard anything less funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Starred :) And V.Funny

  • Jennifer
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    LOL gotta love the comical fights between husbands and wives

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats funny but horrible at the same time. lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice.

  • female
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LAMO LOL hahahahahhahahha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    terribly funny...thanks for sharing

  • TopPotts
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That's a joke?

    It is funny.

    I think it's funnier the way you spell "analyze".

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