"My sister farted on me from the day I was born until the day she moved out"?

its true and plus she used to make me smack myself with my own hands and hang gobs of spit in my face.

I'll mail you one of my white undershirts and a sharpie. Or do you need me to spell that for you? Because I could just go ahead and write it on the shirt but I figured doing it yourself would give you some sense of accomplishment...oh what the hell am I saying. I'll just do the shirt and send it to you.

I suffered the same sort of fate with my older brother, luckily it didnt last long as he was already a teen when I was born

I still have flash backs of the lighter farts though...those flames were huge

Dottie,

They totally sell those at The Cracker Barrel...and they come in an assortment of pastel colors.

I wish my sister loved me that much =(

what about a "I chase my brother down and sneeze on him" shirt

I can make you one. I do that here at the sign shop too. I made me one with Willie Nelson on it, it says: Have a Willie Nice Day

I hope you are not making light of the act of farting... because I would have to take offense to that...

well, not really

this offensive and I am deeply disturbed at your behavior...you do realize I am in the process of becoming a Monk and I just want world peace with pretty people? runs off crying hysterically

wow, we have a lot in common.. my brother farted on me until the day I moved out!!!

I think my sister wants that shirt too.

So, that's what happened to your skin, great hair though!

don't know where you could get such a shirt,,ya know, being Canadian and all....