Nicole Richie Meets Satan!?

The Devil appears in Beverly Hills and wants to take Nicole Richie to visit Hell. She agrees.

While in hell, Nicole notice how ridiculously hot it is. As the tour continues, the poor skinny girl is sweating bullets.

The last stop on the tour is an ice cold room that has millions of clocks on the wall. Under each clock is a person's name. "Hey Satan. What are all of these clocks for?" Nicole asks. "Well, Nicole. Each time a mortal performs oral sex the hands of the clock move."

She looks around at the clocks and starts to find the names of all the people she knows. Lindsay, Mischa, Hillary, even herself. Except she can't find a clock with Paris' name.

"Satan, where's Paris Hilton's clock? I can't find it anywhere."

To which Satan replies:

"Oh it's in the back. We use it as a fan. How do you think this room stays so cool?"