POLL: True or False, "There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation than the bus."?

True, and of course that mode of transportation is the circus cannon. There is nothing more dignified than dressing as a clown, crawling into a tube packed with explosives and firing yourself into a net, constructed the night before at the destination of your choice. With modern day ballistics, the risk of death or permanent disability is now only 45%.

1. Yes, true 2. True 3. True 4. True Good One Night Stand

True. The Big Wheel remains a very regal ride,as does a floor buffer, and you should see the admiring stares of the men and lustful gazes of the women when I roll through town in my Zamboni.

Hell yes there is!! I'd rather die in a motorcycle accident than get on a bus.. That being said I don't own a car and I will have to lower myself to the standard to actually get on the bus

A rick-shaw is more dignified, but since those aren't readily available, the bus would certainly be my next choice.

Take the broom-bus. It's perfect for witches. Comes through only at night though, so you'll need to get a night-shift.

True - the subway!

The public bus in a city is gross and the people on it are weird! (Well except for specific work commuter lines)

True, getting on the bus is the last option for me.

Absolutely positively FALSE

True, but the bus does beat walking.