/\/\.. Harry Potter Fans.. weird Q /\/\?

Unusual questions indeed.....

What came first Fawkes the phoenix or it's flame ??

Well most will say that a circle has no end and no beginning...It doesn't as soon as it's made but it had to have been drawn at some point. There for I will say: the spark that

ickens. (there's actually a theory that birds evolved from dinosaurs by the way)

What is the weirdest Harry Potter related dream you ever had ?? ( inspired by Zachmir )

I was a highly skilled wizard, but I was living a my life a lot like I do in my real waking life, and the government had send a highly trained brainwashed killing machine after me (ever seen the movie "The Bourne Identity" everywhere I went to work, to the movies he'd either show up or was already there attempting to kill me, and I kept using simple jinxes like the disarming charm, and the stunning charm to slow him down. While my friends and relatives who made a cameo appearance in the dream were encouraging me to use the unforgivables. I suppose my subconscious was trying to tell me "who are you kidding your more like Harry then Voldemort, and you know it" :P

What would happen if Voldemort did NOT vanish because of the protection like bubble over Ted Tonk's house ??

"Deathly Hallows" would be a very diffrent books and probably very depressing for most.. Voldemort broke Lucius' wand as soon as he attacked Harry do to the power of his own Horcrux, in which case he'd have to switch over to his own Phoenix wand, he'd would know to expect priory incantitum if their wands were to fire at each other at the same time. So he might try to get Harry to, to use his wand, on something else so he can fire the killing curse without, worry. Maybe he'd shoot a blasting charm at the motorcycle so Harry's immediate worry is avoid plummeting towards the ground in a death spiral. Maybe he'd shoot something that can be blocked towards Hagrid, since Harry can't stand to leave someone he cares about unprotected, while he can do something about it, he'd take the bait. Voldemorts reactions when it comes to casting magic are much faster then Harry's so, when Harry is busy casting a protective charm around Hagrid he'd shoot the killing curse at Harry. They'd both fall unconscious, Voldemort would probably be caught by the Death Eaters, and Hagrid may or may not make sure, his and what he believes is Harry body, have a safe landing because , Hagrid gets to emotional sometimes and is unable to think logically it's possible he'd get to hysterical with grief to think clearly. In which case Harry would die as the victim of a flying motorbike accident. Assuming that dose not happen Harry will find himself in "King's Cross". He'd have a chat with Dumbledore, and a lot of things would be reveled prematurely. The bad news (or good depending on which way you're looking at it :P) Is that Voldemort would have killed, his own Horcrux in Harry, severing the connection between them and with it a huge advantage for Harry would be lost. Mean while the Death Eaters would be to distracted with the fact that the Dark Lord is unconscious to continue their pursuit of Hagrid and the Order would probably be able to port key Harry, to the Burrow. Voldemort once awake will wonder if Harry is dead or alive, he won't be satisfied without his body. As soon as Harry is identified by his followers, Voldemort will have time to comptemplate what when wrong, and why he seems to be unable to kill him. The result.....he might figure out that it has to do with the blood he used, to reform his body there for giving out the command to kill Harry if found, or maybe he'd try a full proof method of killing some, like stunning him and pushing him off a cliff, or burning him alive, in which case it's the fire or gravity that would kill Harry there for bypassing Lily's protection.

Would you rather be a member of the Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix or The Weird Sisters ??

Obvious question Sirius...If you created an organization, of like minded individuals in order to assist you in re-shaping the world as you see fit wouldn't you favor them? The Death Eater's of course the name has a rather nice ring to it as well doesn't? It's suppose to symbolize the fact they thrive, on the death of those who have unworthy blood. :P The Order is our enemy, and I agree with the majority of those from my generation in that the "Weird Sisters" make noise not music. :P

Did you go " Voldemort can fly WOW!" or not ?? i thought "how cool is that!"

No, I know I have no credit saying it now, but I always expected something like that from him. It's hard to imagine Voldemort on a broom, I always imagined he got around in a more spectacular manner through the air....It was Snape being able to fly that surprised me. :P That Voldemort bothered to teach him, not that Snape could, he's a very skilled wizard as well.

My nephew wants to ask Lord Voldemort this: " do you pee ? " -Sorry, LV i really am sorry, but he is 5- ^_^

This is precisely why I do not understand little children! He has the rare honor of asking the greatest wizard ever lived any question, and he asks if I pee?...if I pee! I was asked not to long ago, if I ate and slept, my answer to that was that anything with a body needs, to eat. For the same reasons I do drink water in order to keep this body in good health there for, yes I do pee....Although I admit that for about 5 hours after getting this new magically reformed body, I was uncertain if it would instead be like, snakes who do number 1 and number 2 together in one "bunch". :P

What would you do, if Bellatrix knocked on your door NOW ?? This has happened to me before on several occasions, while staying in Lucius' home. I would simply ask her what is so important, that she feels the need to disturb me, I would also give her a warning that I had better agree that it was indeed that important.

Ok so a video of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix snogging falls into your hands, What would you do ??

I would track down the fools, who had the audacity to take polyjuice potion, assume our forms, and fabricate this nonsense. These mudbloods shall suffer a slow and painful death! I am certain they're mudlboods because, why else would they be using a video camera?

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Draco Malfoy, a young Death Eater who's loyalties leave much to be desired....:P

What came first Fawkes the phoenix or it's flame ??~ the flame

What is the weirdest Harry Potter related dream you ever had ?? ( inspired by Zachmir )~ never had one

What would happen if Voldemort did NOT vanish because of the protection like bubble over Ted Tonk's house ??~ someone would have died......

Would you rather be a member of the Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix or The Weird Sisters ??~ order of the pheonix or the weird sisters.... both would be fun.....

Did you go " Voldemort can fly WOW!" or not ?? i thought "how cool is that!"~ that is cool....

My nephew wants to ask Lord Voldemort this: " do you pee ? " -Sorry, LV i really am sorry, but he is 5- ^_^~ im not VP

What would you do, if Bellatrix knocked on your door NOW ??~ AHH!!!!!

Ok so a video of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix snogging falls into your hands, What would you do ??~ can u say BLACKMAIL =]

hangman:

draco malfoy

What came first Fawkes the phoenix or it's flame ??

Fawkes the flame =D

What is the weirdest Harry Potter related dream you ever had ?? ( inspired by Zachmir )

I dont even dream!

What would happen if Voldemort did NOT vanish because of the protection like bubble over Ted Tonk's house ??

I'll make sure he did Vanish!

Would you rather be a member of the Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix or The Weird Sisters ??

I'm already a member of the Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore's Army and Hogwart's Drama Club *lol*

Did you go " Voldemort can fly WOW!" or not ?? i thought "how cool is that!"

No I find it disgusting, he reminds me of an overgrown bat with a snake's face *urgh*

My nephew wants to ask Lord Voldemort this: " do you pee ? " -Sorry, LV i really am sorry, but he is 5- ^_^

L000000000000000000000L

What would you do, if Bellatrix knocked on your door NOW ??

Invite her over for coffee,and since I don't have any I'll accidentally give her poison ;]

OK so a video of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix snogging falls into your hands, What would you do ??

Blackmail them into giving me immunity from them!!!

What came first Fawkes the phoenix or it's flame ??

Loony said "a circle has no beginning."

What is the weirdest Harry Potter related dream you ever had ?? ( inspired by Zachmir )

LOL, You know. Lord Voldemort aimed his phoenix want not at Harry's forehead but at one of his cheeks (the facial one, not the OTHER cheeks!).

What would happen if Voldemort did NOT vanish because of the protection like bubble over Ted Tonk's house ??

We would have had the shortest book in the series. Without the protective shield, Lord Voldemort would not have hesistated to kill Harry.

Would you rather be a member of the Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix or The Weird Sisters ??

I am a Death Eater and a member of The Weird Sisters (not the singing ones, though, the Black sisters!)

Did you go " Voldemort can fly WOW!" or not ?? i thought "how cool is that!"

WOW! Teach me that!

My nephew wants to ask Lord Voldemort this: " do you pee ? " -Sorry, LV i really am sorry, but he is 5- ^_^

Do you think the Dark Lord would show mercy to your 5-year old nephew for asking this impertinent question? I wish you luck.

What would you do, if Bellatrix knocked on your door NOW ??

"YOU ARE NOT BELLATRIX! CRUCIO!"

Ok so a video of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix snogging falls into your hands, What would you do ??

Despite it being a filthy Muggle item, I would keep it at the Lestranges' Gringott's vaults. It would be my most-prized possession. I wouldn't need to see it, for the memory would be forever etched in my mind (however impossible that scenario sounds). Keep dreaming, I tell myself.

LOL!

OK so ..

What came first Fawkes the phoenix or it's flame ??

flames

What is the weirdest Harry Potter related dream you ever had ?? ( inspired by Zachmir )

that the whole thing turns out to be real (I wish)

What would happen if Voldemort did NOT vanish because of the protection like bubble over Ted Tonk's house ??

omg!!! not good

Would you rather be a member of the Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix or The Weird Sisters ??

I already am a Death Eater

Did you go " Voldemort can fly WOW!" or not ?? i thought "how cool is that!"

no not really, at that point I just wanted him to chock and die (sorry my Lord)

My nephew wants to ask Lord Voldemort this: " do you pee ? " -Sorry, LV i really am sorry, but he is 5- ^_^

lmao

What would you do, if Bellatrix knocked on your door NOW ??

well she has bee coming a lot lately, wonder why *rubs chin*

OK so a video of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix snogging falls into your hands, What would you do ??

omg!!!! but does he not know that I love him???????

am not happy *goes to eat chocolate fudge cake*

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HP Hangman (10)

Stupid Malfoy

What came first Fawkes the phoenix or it's flame ??

**The Phoenix,(still have to stick with the whole God created all creatures thing ya know?)

What is the weirdest Harry Potter related dream you ever had ?

**Um.... ok here it goes, it involved me and Ron, I wasn't married, and i had no kids and Ron had a thing for older woman in their 30's, I think i will stop there you get the idea, btw: Ron is gonna be 20 on August 24th.

What would happen if Voldemort did NOT vanish because of the protection like bubble over Ted Tonk's house ?

*** The Order would have met at the burrow realized Harry wasn't there and then gone to the Tonks residence and kicked his ever lovin' evil butt

Would you rather be a member of the Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix or The Weird Sisters ??

** Most definately the Order I would be an Auror in the Wizarding world so ... there ya go.

Did you go " Voldemort can fly WOW!" or not ?? i thought "how cool is that!"

** I knew he had skills we had yet to see... but yeah that was pretty cool.

My nephew wants to ask Lord Voldemort this: " do you pee ? " -Sorry, LV i really am sorry, but he is 5- ^_^

* I would say The Dark Lord believes himself far superior to simple bodily functions so he has probably cast a spell on himself that makes his urine evaporate inside him or just disappee-er...lol (ha ha wizard and bodily function joke in one ha ha get it?... a wizard made something....oh sorry)

What would you do, if Bellatrix knocked on your door NOW ??

** I would use "Sectumsempra"*sp on her and watch her die a slow and painfull death.

Ok so a video of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix snogging falls into your hands, What would you do?

** First i would throw-up then i would burn the filthy video so nobody else ever has to be subjected to such "eye torture", and then throw-up again.

Oh i almost forgot hangman is it

D R A C O

M A L F O Y

What came first Fawkes the phoenix or it's flame ??

The Phoenix...how else would they know that when they die they are reborn....

What is the weirdest Harry Potter related dream you ever had ?? ( inspired by Zachmir ) Severus Snape wouldn't let me go to potions and Flitwick yelled at me for being in the Great Hall

What would happen if Voldemort did NOT vanish because of the protection like bubble over Ted Tonk's house ??poop his pants

Would you rather be a member of the Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix or The Weird Sisters ?? Death Eaters to be with Sev, Order to do what is right and i am a weird sister...my and my sister are very weird! lol

Did you go " Voldemort can fly WOW!" or not ?? i thought "how cool is that!" i thought..."Show off!!"

My nephew wants to ask Lord Voldemort this: " do you pee ? " -Sorry, LV i really am sorry, but he is 5- ^_^ ... Uhh i think he does...maybe that is why he is crabby...he has to pee but can't

What would you do, if Bellatrix knocked on your door NOW ?? grab my wand from my closet and AK her a s s

Ok so a video of Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix snogging falls into your hands, What would you do ??well it would get ruined because i would throw up...then i would burnit...no one should have to see that

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HP Hangman (10)

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Draco Malfoy!!!! - i think i am getting the hang of the hang man...no pun intended! lol

Ah dang, ok. Well Fawkes is born from a flame, so I guess the flame? Unless it's an Adam and Eve issue, therefore it's the Phoenix. It's probably a magic thing, they had a flame, thought "hmm, this is boring. lets make it into a bird!" and therefore, it was the flame that was first. =D

Besides, I think they had flames before the ice age, and no phoenixes. Therefore, flames once again wins.

Hehe, I don't know if I should share that dream with you.. it's nothing bad or perverted or anything, it was just really really weird and I think people would think I'm alot weirder than they already think I am if I told. lol

If Voldemort had not vanished, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows would be a very short book. However, Fred wouldn't have died, so I might have liked that ending a bit better (of course, Harry would die, but it's a toss up really.)

Weird Sisters = No

Death Eaters = No (with a "way" added to it).

Order of the Phoenix = Too Young ( =[ )

Dumbledore's Army = Member (currently and forever).

I actually don't remember thinking anything about Voldemort flying, I was thinking "RUN, HARRY, RUN!!!!"

haha, I want to know the answer to that LV! Do share a bit of your personal life, will you?

Invite her in for tea! And call St. Mungos, they do need to find their escapees. But in the meantime, what's wrong with tea?

1) Vomit.

2) attempt to finish watching it.

3) vomit again.

4) e-mail LV and Bella and say "I knew it!"

5) vomit

6) show Harry (yet not watch because my stomach is empty at this point.)

7) laugh with Harry

8) Show Ron.

9) Laugh with Ron

10) Show Hermione

11) Laugh at Hermiones disgusted face

12) Make Copies

13) YOUTUBE!

14) Hide from VL and Bella

15) Make Harry my secret keeper

16) Marry Harry

17) =D

Fawkes or the Flame First??? - That's a really interesting question, Sirius... I think the phoenix because the phoenix has to start the flame and then it will die and then the flame will come alive again... in order for their to be a flame, a phoenix has to die. So the pheonix must have come first.

Weirdest Harry Potter related dream??? - I've had several HP dreams (not crush dreams just generally dreaming about the movie) but I don't remember them very well. A weird one would be after I watched the third and Vernon was giving Dudely some cheese and he didn't give any to Harry. Then the dream just ended.... pretty weird

What happens if Voldy didn't vanish? - I don't know... everyone would be in danger probably.

ORDER OF THE PHOENIX!!! Deatheaters are evil, I'm not really into singing, but the Order of Phoenix.... there are so many great people in there to meet and to learn from

Voldemort can fly.... Yes I kind of did... for some reason I found myself suprised that he could fly but come to think of it, it shouldn't have been that suprising I mean he is supposed to be a powerful wizard....

If Bella knocked on my door?.... I'd say "Hey Bella! It's you from Yahoo Answers! It's so great to meet you! You came for the big feast???"

OK, I'm kidding.... I'd escape out my window, get a flight to London, go to Hogwarts and alert the DA and/or the Order of the Phoenix because if Bellatrix Lestrange exists then whole world of HP has to exist too!

The video about Voldy and Bella doing hanky-panky... Well first I'd show it to the DA and the Order and then I'd drop it off to the Malfoys or to Voldy or one of his death eaters..

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Hangman...I think it "might" be Draco Malfoy... because of vain dragon.. he's vain and Draco means dragon.

P.S. I don't like him that much. What kind of girl would? Other than Pansy Parkinson, that is.

1 Its flame. Because phoenixes are born from ashes

2 I can't remember but it was something to do with me looking for Potter because I was going to hex him

3 The death toll would be higher and Harry might not have survived

4 OotP of course. I don't want a Death Mark on my hand which i have to explain as a tattoo to clueless Muggles. But if I were a Death Eater Muggles would flee at the sight of me

5 Typical.... but he can fly without wings and brooms

6 Voldemort would say "Avada Kedavra! What kind of question is that?" But it would leave the magical world somethng to think about tht Voldemort would get fed up and give a press conference without Avada kedavra-ing anyone

7 Heh heh.... show it to the magical world. Saying "Hey! Voldy's got a soft spot after all!!" And of course I'd give VVIP seats to the Death Eaters. What would they think

8 Draco Malfoy without a doubt. He is vain but I'm not sure if many girl like him ;p

1) Phoenix - well, there's only supposed to be one (and it's supposed to be flying around the world, wearing down that mountain...) It is, of course, symbolic of a cyclical life (death causes rebirth). I would expect that it formed from fire (non-life to life).

2) Dream - can't recall any, weird or otherwise

3) Voldy and the force field - splat?

4) Member - Order of the Phoenix, no-brainer

5) Voldy flying - to be honest, it didn't even register. I assumed that *all* experienced wizards could fly until HP said something about it.

6) Voldy pee - well, the foundation of his new body is snake DNA, so, maybe

7) Bellatrix - I would make an appointment with a psychiatrist - for me

8) Peddle it to JKR (or Warner Bros.) for a million bucks

Hangman - well, I cheated by looking at the other answers

I don't think that either are correct

Harry Potter is a "dragon" of sorts (gryffindor), but not notably vain

Draco Malfoy - draco means "dragon", but malfoy means something along the lines of "bad faith"

http://www.hp-lexicon.org/wizards/draco.html

and, of course, the only girl that seems to like him is that ugly Slytherin...Millicent, I think?

I suspect that you mean Draco, not Harry - but 2 of the 3 girls that actually appeared interested in Draco were actually guys...and I don't think too many girls would be attracted to someone repeatedly described as "rat-faced"

Jim

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