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Anonymous asked in Games & RecreationOther - Games & Recreation · 1 decade ago

My fake ID doesnt scan!!???!!?

I got my fake ID 2 years ago, it is a Maine drivers license. It used to scan without a problem and then out of nowhere it stopped scanning! Can somebody please tell me why this could happen? And how can I fix it? Or what can I say to the bouncer to convince him that my ID is legit?

I need help ASAP it is my friend's birthday tomorrow and I won't be able to get into the bar we are planning to go to (where I've gotten into before because it scanned)

Update:

And please I do not need any lame "do you know this is illegal?" answers or telling me that I deserve going to jail.... this is not what I am asking so stop telling me this... its lame... I could talk to my grandmother if I wanted these answers.

If you have nothing useful to say stop wasting your time and mine.

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  • Mundoo
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    I would say that technology has finally caught up with you.

    Your fake ID is exactly that. Fake!

    Go somewhere else where you are not breaking the law.

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    My fake ID doesnt scan!!???!!?

    I got my fake ID 2 years ago, it is a Maine drivers license. It used to scan without a problem and then out of nowhere it stopped scanning! Can somebody please tell me why this could happen? And how can I fix it? Or what can I say to the bouncer to convince him that my ID is legit?

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  • 5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    better toss it as quickly as you can....the DL's issued now uses new technology and your fake will be spotted like white on rice. Falsifying state documents is now prosecuteable under Department of Homeland Security provision ~ and is likely a felony in your state.

    As well, if you get busted drinking in the bar, the bar could lose it's licence, the owner could be fined or even go to jail.

    There is a reason you need to be 21 in order to get into a bar that serves alcohol. I am a former Defense Intelligence Agency officer ~ Be glad I'm not a hacker or I'd bust your arrogant A*s myself....or ,maybe you'll get caught and go to jail where you belong or drink too much and fall in with someone who will take advantage of you....

    Ditch the I.D , you have no business being in a bar.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Did you know you can go to jail for presenting a fake ID.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wait til you 21. Isn't a fake id a felony???

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You're lucky that it's lasted two years. Grab a new one, how much could you have possibly payed. They go for forty bucks where I live, so it's not like it's going to put much of a dent in your pocket. You should be happy for how long you've gotten out of it.

  • 1 decade ago

    it doesnt scan anymore because the technology people figure out it was FAKE and took it out of the computer system

  • 1 decade ago

    show some skin and slip a 20 behind the ID

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you must have some guts hurry and get rid of this question before your arrested!because i dunno how but yahoo will find you and send chuck norris after you~~or you can get rid of this question and say hey i know you! that cool dude from(location near the bar) yeah hey how about i fix you up with my hot sister on one condition you let me in then hold a 20$ and wave it around like a fan and--now wait say youll give him your sisters phone number(fake)

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