POLL: Based on these 2 obvious signs am i a psychic?

i see myself in your pants. oly out.

I truly believe you are a psychic.

Can you read into my dream and intepret what it means:

I was in a sword fight with Victoria Beckham (we were using baguettes) when the floor gave way and I fell into a pit of banana milkshake. Thrashing around in there was a dinosaur who told me that my tax return was late and I might lose an earring.

I climbed out of the pit and found three potatoes only one of which was the right colour. After being chased by a gorilla named Baxter for a half mile, I ate a meatball sandwich and then woke up.

What does it mean - I am worried I am going to become bald??

Clearly the ear infection thing was subliminal, but you blew me away with the movie theater thing!

Can you tell me when my man's ex will drop off the face of the earth! p-p-p-p-please?!?!

Are we getting a blizzard will my flight be cancelled will the clinic call back soon am I going to get a machine gun and kill everyone if we get a foot of snow tonight?

How much do I owe for my San Diego Gas and Electric bill?

A palm reader once look at my hand and then shuddered. he got nervous and something about me being powerful.

good 4 u could turn into a second income

Sounds like you are very in tune with yourself.....

Any good news....? I've had enough of the other stuff....

I have a trip coming up.... but not one I planned... will it go well?

Thanks!

Yes, you obviously posses great power. Now call Miss Cleo & see if she's hiring.

would you believe my mom and i had the same dream the same night? that we were fighting? i'm more of a psychic then you. although i am impressed that you can spell the word "psychic" because i had to cut and paste it. its one of those words that i have trouble spelling.

si. la psychica is strong within you. may la force be with you. (todays language of the day is spanish)