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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    about 1 acre of Forest per month.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    As much as wood chuck could

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lots of wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If a wood chuck could chuck wood then a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He would suck as much wood as a wood chuck possibly could. And he would like it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Some say it depends on three factors:

    * The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

    * The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

    * The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

  • 1 decade ago

    a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wood chuck is a fairly small animal, so I would say about...ohh.... 1/2 a peice

  • 1 decade ago

    A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    this much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Omg this is gay

    Someone asked this question before.

    I replied

    "Why would it want to waste it's time chucking wood?"

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