Survey: What wedding vow would you add to the standard vows?

These are some known ones...

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston promised each other, "I vow to split the difference on the thermostat."

Groom:

I, John, choose you, Karen, to be my wife. In front of our friends and family gathered here I promise to love and cherish you throughout the good times and bad times. I promise to try to remember to put down the toilet seat and to replace the toilet roll when it finishes. I promise to remember this day with love and roses. I will love you always.

Bride:

I, Karen, choose you, John, to by my husband. In front of our friends and family, I promise to love and cherish you through every obstacle that may come into our path. I promise to learn how to change a tire and how to refill the screen wash when it runs out. I will comfort you when your team loses and drink beer with you when they win. I will love you always

Today, anything goes but as usual only 50% make it long term!

;))

There should be an addendum in those vows to make sure the marriage doesn't interfere with time on Y!A.

to never sleep on an argument and to never loose communication both mind and body

im sure they in there technically but always forgotten lol

And do you also understand that these terms and conditions do not apply during mid-life crisis?

I want a "quick release/no fault" clause.........something not so

awkward and troublesome as that "till death do you part" deal.

to have and to hold, to share the remote, to not let me sleep alone on the couch

Do you promise to pamper.....provide cash to..........and please in every way possible _____________?