Survey of Random Questions (Take if your bored!) =D...?

ONE::: What is your....

1) Favorite place to poke someone? stomach :)

2) favorite curse word? i don't curse.

3) favorite random silly word? snickerdoodle!

4) favorite toe? the little ones!

5) favorite random quote? "that's what she said!"

PART TWO::: If you were...

6) stranded on an island with a coconut, what you name it?

mildred...milly for short!

7) named poop, would you flush yourself down the toilet?

no no. suicide is never that answer.

8) named Apple, would you take a bite of yourself?

ewww! cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies...

9) alone with a camera, how many pictures would you take of yourself? if i was bored, probably 100s

10) a duck, would you bite other peoples toes off? Or would you bite their fingers off? ugh... which ever looked cleaner :p

PART THREE::: What would you do if...

11) Someone told you to lose a few pounds? tell them i would if they did

12) Someone said, "No hablo ingles."? smile and nod...

13) you were half shark? swimming swimming just keep swimming :)

14) Your boyfriend/girlfriend left you for your mom/dad? um... probably puke and/or pass out. then i'd smack some sense into them! my parents are weird!

15) if your best friend told you they were gay? Would you still be their bud? of course i'd still be their friend! i like my friends for their personalities, not who they're into.

PART ONE::: What is your....

1) Favorite place to poke someone? In the side.

2) favorite curse word? S**t

3) favorite random silly word? Koo Koo Kachoo

4) favorite toe? Big toe

5) favorite random quote? "Live your life through insanity" - Cliff Burton

PART TWO::: If you were...

6) stranded on an island with a coconut, what you name it? Howard.

7) named poop, would you flush yourself down the toliet? probably.

8) named Apple, would you take a bite of yourself? Of course.

9) alone with a camera, how many pictures would you take of yourself? Like, 3.

10) a duck, would you bite other peoples toes off? Or would you bite their fingers off? Fingers and toes. They would fall down and not be able to get back up.

PART THREE::: What would you do if...

11) Someone told you to loose a few pounds? Tell them to f**k off!

12) Someone said, "No habla ingles."? I would talk alot louder until they understand me.

13) you were half shark? Swim all day long.

14) Your boyfriend/girlfriend left you for your mom/dad? Cry and then call the cops.

15) if your best friend told you they were gay? Would you still be their bud? Yeah. But they couldn't ever see me in my underwear ever again.

ART ONE::: What is your....

1) Favorite place to poke someone?-NECK

2) favorite curse word?-*****

3) favorite random silly word?-mamasay-mamasa-mu-ma-ku-sa lol

4) favorite toe?-pinkiii

5) favorite random quote?dear mr toilet im the sh*t!!

PART TWO::: If you were...

6) stranded on an island with a coconut, what you name it?BoB

7) named poop, would you flush yourself down the toliet?NO NEVER LOL

8) named Apple, would you take a bite of yourself?Onlii if it didnt hurt lol

9) alone with a camera, how many pictures would you take of yourself?Hundredz

10) a duck, would you bite other peoples toes off? Or would you bite their fingers off?Toesz

PART THREE::: What would you do if...

11) Someone told you to loose a few pounds?laugh and say ok fat ***** lol

12) Someone said, "No hablo ingles."? say no hablo espanol puto!! lol

13) you were half shark? I can swim YAY

14) Your boyfriend/girlfriend left you for your mom/dad? MOM ur such a whore !!

15) if your best friend told you they were gay? Would you still be their bud? ALWAYZ

PART ONE

1.) In the side, just below the ribs. Always gives them a jolt.

2.) F*ck

3.) Kraznoks!

4.) Big Toe

5.) "Let's party til the cows come home. On second thought, I'll party with the cows til you come home." -Groucho Marx-

PART TWO

6.) Koko

7.) No, I would legally change my name to something more sensible.

8.) No, I would once again change my name.

9.) About a 20 or so...

10.) I would bite neither. They leave me alone, I leave them alone. Quack!

PART THREE

11.) I'd thank them for their consideration of my well-being, and then work at shedding those few pounds (because I could really use it).

12.) I'd say, "Ok. Me no habla espanol!"

13.) Wait, which half? Top half, no good because you'd have human legs to try and outswim other sharks, which means your dead. Bottom half? Still no good, that means you don't have gills like a fish and can only breath air. Unless I was a Mer-Man, with a shark tail, then I'd rule the ocean.

14.) I would be shocked that someone my age would even consider my Dad attractive. I would probably go catatonic, which is the very worst case. Mostly, I'd probably just be shocked for a while, then end up laughing it off because I know it would never last.

15.) He has, and we still are. Just because he looks at men a different way, doesn't make him any less that who he is.

I did enjoy this very much. More random questions! Keep them coming!

PART ONE::: What is your....

1) Favorite place to poke someone? side

2) favorite curse word? **** :D

3) favorite random silly word? wowzers

4) favorite toe? little toe

5) favorite random quote? "today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday"

PART TWO::: If you were...

6) stranded on an island with a coconut, what you name it? fredd

7) named poop, would you flush yourself down the toliet? nooo

8) named Apple, would you take a bite of yourself? yes :D

9) alone with a camera, how many pictures would you take of yourself? one million bagillion

10) a duck, would you bite other peoples toes off? Or would you bite their fingers off? hmm neither they taste badd

PART THREE::: What would you do if...

11) Someone told you to loose a few pounds? loose a few pounds or kick them where it hurts. or laugh and say you could loose a wale ;D

12) Someone said, "No hablo ingles."? me neither. ;D

13) you were half shark? attack surfers (they are hott)

14) Your boyfriend/girlfriend left you for your mom/dad? screw them, they would all suck.

15) if your best friend told you they were gay? Would you still be their bud? course, i dont care who they love.

Part 1::: What would you do if... 1) someone tried to mug you? Kick them 2) you were supposed to perform in a play however you memorized none of your lines? Wing it 3) a random dog started humping your arm? Usually try to push him away 4) you fell down a flight of stairs right in front of your crush? I'd prob die from embarrassment :p 5) you ate an apple with a worm in it? Throw up Part 2::: True or False. 6) Whenever you receive a "best answer" you do a little victory dance. True 7) You actually say "OMG" in real life. True 8) You have eaten crocodile. False 9) You have watched TV for over 3 hours straight in one day. True. Did that Sunday with The Lord Of The Rings at a friends house after we got back from mass. 10) You are feeling crazy! True Part 3::: What is your... 11) worst nightmare? Is it beef bologna?!?!?! A slaughterhouse from a horror movie 12) dad's father's cousin's name? Miguel 13) favorite song to hear while in the shower? At The Car Wash 14) favorite adjective? idk 15) obdula oblongata? wth

PART ONE-

1.) In the back because it usually doesn't hurt, and it freaks me out when somebody pokes me in the back when I didn't even know they were there. lol

2.)The F word. It's funny, my friend asked me that yesterday.

3.) MUGGLE!!!

4.) My little toe because it's just so tiny! Toes are weird.

5.) "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

-Dumbledore (J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

PART TWO-

6.) Harry! I just love saying that name...!!!

7.) Nope.

8.) Nope.

9.) Probably like 2. Then I would take a bunch of pics of other stuff.

10.) Of course not! Ducks are mean... It would stink to be a duck.

PART THREE-

11.) I would tell them no thanks, and I would tell that Muggle to quit picking on people who weigh 110. lol

12.) I would say, "No comprendo."

13.) I would probably swim. Maybe.

14.) Wake up. lol

15.) I would probably be supportive of her. Of course I would still be her best friend. She knows I'm not gay and would totally respect that.

That was really fun!

Yeah I totally enjoyed it!

^o^

I'm feeling crazy!!! *star*

Part One:::

1. In the eye. I could've totally been dirty with this one!

2. F.U.C.K.

3.Shathums

4. My big clunker toe

5. "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - John Wayne

Part Two:::

6. Festus Arkadius

7. Yea, that's where us stinky loafs belong

8. Heck yeah

9. Not a single one, the camera would break

10. I'd bite both fingers and toes

Part Three:::

11. Kick 'em in the face

12. Kick 'em in the face

13. Swim to the bottom of the sea and chill

14. Kick her in the face

15. I'd be cool with it but if he made a pass at me I'd kick him in the face

Hahaha!

oh no..... someone gave me a thumbs down.....WHAT DO I DO? oh my god...... someone doesn't have a sense of humor i guess, either that or they have such boring lives that they have to go onto Y.A. and give people a thumbs down to feel important. man, they sure are cool aren't they?

1. Stomach

2. F*ck

3. onomatopoeia

4. My big toe?

5. Always have sunglasses with you. They're great for when you can't be bothered to put make-up on.

6. Deff. His name would be Tim

7. No, but I would deff. have to lie about my name

8. No, that would be an interesting name for me though =]

9. Billions

10. Deff. Fingers

11. "B*tch"...then a smack fight

12. perfecto...hablo español...

13. I would attack my enemies =]

14. Ughh, yeah, my mom would sooo be dead =]

15. Yeah, but we would so be more than friends after that *wink wink*

This was fun =]

1) well...witn my finger i'd say their bloody eyeball. If other digits are involved...well.........

2)Bloody. followed closely by shite.

3) expectorate

4)me little one...on my right foot. Why? IDK.

5) I'd rather have a bottle in front o me, than a frontal bloody lobotomy.

6) Bob. he's your uncle.

7)I'd be a double bloody pumper...and probably clog the drain.

8) No,,,but if I ever learned yoga......

9) None. I'm to sexy for that.

10) toes. and i'd bite em in their bloody arses!

11)I'd say I already did at the race track. (I'm british....)

12) well neither do I...whats your F*n point?

13) i'd cruise the beaches and bite fat people.

14) I'd get a new one, that didnt like fat geriatrics.

15) Sure...long as they didnt hit on me.... I'd have to tell them that I just "want to be Friends"