Ladies you like bumper stickers?

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BUMPER STICKERS FOR LADIES……………..

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
#1 on my list : OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN 
I WANT TO SLEEP WITH JAKE (repeat this over and over)

Why&#39;s the rum gone? ☺☮♥ ツ♫ · Accepted Answer

LM(_._)O!! Love them! 

The best one I ever saw was on the back of a young girls little car...
"This year, I am getting something out of school! Me!"

Anonymous · Answer

2, 4, 5, 8 and 10 are funny hahah. And most of the others are a little cliche, albeit true haha.

cheri · Answer

So many men so few who can afford me  - so don't start with me, you will not win, but fair warning i have a attitude and i know how to use it, so if you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen  -   lol thanks i will use this one

Anonymous · Answer

Don't think so, Jake, maybe in your dreams!!(repeat this over and over) lol
Just saw this bumper sticker a few days ago.....
Jesus may love you but...
everyone else thinks you are an a@@hole!

Sad Spirit · Answer

Mine:::::
All Men Are Animals Some Just Make Better Pets 
and
Naughty Boy! Go to my room!!!

Broken Tiger. · Answer

These are so true about me....

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

Star for you jake, these were good.

Yisi · Answer

- Baby in car, He's only 45 years old!  - That's a classical one!

Loved all the ones u posted. nice. lmao.

Hugs from Sugar bug · Answer

OH my gosh those are great. LOL LOL  The last one is the funniest.  LOL. xx sug

Bee Bee · Answer

Just call me tea bag, That's me.

♥ Dal Mad! ♥ · Answer

lolz!



I definately have to agree with  - OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME and of course! - DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN!

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Ladies you like bumper stickers?

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