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Lady C
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Lady C asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

This part of life happens to everyone. I'm not there yet. Are you?

LOL @ these songs

It was fun being a baby boomer... until now.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising

their hits with new lyrics to

accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Th ree Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lmao...!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    also Canned Heat(out in the 1960's)did a song "On The Commode Again"(on the road again)

  • 1 decade ago

    Memories.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL. Star For You. That Is Original.

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  • (:P)
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Dang Lady, why you have to bring that up? Oh yeah, I forgot.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha funny!! have a star =)

  • pjom
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    very good

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