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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

on a scale of one to ten how funny is this?

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Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women dont talk about their age. Youll learn this as you get older.

Little Johnny then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" Her mother responded again, "Thats another thing women dont talk about. Youll learn this too, as you grow up."

Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I dont want to talk about it now."

The Little Johnny , frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friends house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mothers conversation. His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mothers drivers license. Its just like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the Little Johnny and her mother are out and about again. The Little Johnny starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are, Youre 32 years old."

The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The Little Johnny shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weight. You weight 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?", said the mother again.

The Little Johnny says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    what happened to ur scales guys why not 10...

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    1

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    7/10

  • clouds
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I thought that was cute,but you kept referring to little Johnny as a her.er... 6

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  • 1 decade ago

    yeh it good but why did u call the little girl johnny?

    6/10.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Little Johnny jokes always make me laugh..

  • 2.is johnny a boy or a girl?cuz u kept on sayin he then her then she

  • 1 decade ago

    9 funny

  • 1 decade ago

    9 out of 10! wow that was hilarious! I really like that one...F in sex...nice...u got a star from me!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    your report card: 8/10

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