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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Pet shop??!!?

Precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits"

The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on one knee and says "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fluffy black wabbit or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers................................................ ........................................................ ................

"I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk

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  • 1 decade ago
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    weally weally funny, fanks x

  • 5 years ago

    Hilarious.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thats really cute! i dont tink a pyfon wod give a phuk

  • 1 decade ago

    Ta, one for the pub tonite

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  • 1 decade ago

    Nithe Onethe..... LoLathe..... hathe!..hathe!

  • 1 decade ago

    really cute! i like that! that will be a good one for my friends!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha - Cute. :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha that's cute

  • haha cute.

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