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Three Old Ladies?
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."
17 Answers
- Anonymous5 years ago
Lol Funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Funny. Really good one.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Seriously ace joke,,,
- Anonymous1 decade ago
that's really good
here is 1 for u also
Office Party
John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
'Louise,' he moaned, 'tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?'
'Even worse,' she said, her voice oozing scorn. 'You made a complete *** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.'
'He's an idiot,' John said. 'Piss on him.'
'You did', came the reply. 'And he fired you.'
'Well, screw him!' said John.
'I did. You're back to work on Monday.'
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
i was nearly going to fell back from chair when i read this.
- rhay ♥Lv 71 decade ago
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i figured that was going to come of it near the end. that's really good! starred!