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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Three Old Ladies?

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

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  • Adios
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Oh, what a FULL life that third old lady must have had!!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Lol Funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny. Really good one.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Seriously ace joke,,,

  • 1 decade ago

    haha thats funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that's really good

    here is 1 for u also

    Office Party

    John woke up after the annual office new year party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

    'Louise,' he moaned, 'tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?'

    'Even worse,' she said, her voice oozing scorn. 'You made a complete *** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.'

    'He's an idiot,' John said. 'Piss on him.'

    'You did', came the reply. 'And he fired you.'

    'Well, screw him!' said John.

    'I did. You're back to work on Monday.'

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  • jane
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    excellant pmsl keep them coming

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i was nearly going to fell back from chair when i read this.

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i figured that was going to come of it near the end. that's really good! starred!

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