There are five apples, you take away three. How many apples do you have now?

Three. Cause i took the three apples and two apples are left alone cause idc about them.

2

I nonetheless have 5 apples at present 2nd. yet as time is going via, the apples seed would become apple bushes and undergo greater culmination of apples. thus at present 2nd 5, in destiny endless.

Three.

3...bcoz u took away the 3 from the 5

that depends entirely on if we actually exist or if we are just a figment of our own imaginations. if the former then three if the latter then none. ;P

wait...I dont understand the question! This is too hard for me..Is it..5???

EDIT: hey whats with the thumbs down? I gave everyone else a thumbs up! lol

Three. Do you think we're idiots?

three

three obviously