Would you join a class action suit against God for Gross Negligence...?

if God stopped us whenever we wnted to do soemthing bad, t wht point do we become puppets who do jus wutever he wants? *sighs* free will is a package deal ♥

How would we know if this monkey could come up with the ends?...He/She's not a chimp..like us..and just cos he/she's a CEO for some Heavenly Corporation...How could we trust them?? Double Indemnity clause? Would they ..lawyers (on loan)..recline on God versus Satan Cases since Time began till now...Till an extension is granted for another 10,000 years...Hell,Yeah..I'll join..We both have an understanding...Me and God and The Devil..But Beware of smoke and mirrors...they aren't entirely the domain of lawyers' privileges...serving 2 masters is akin to being a politician.

And who's gonna defend* God --- The Devil's Advocate?

* After all, the presumption of innocence is the American Way - Innocent Until Proven Guilty.

The coverage companies lives a double customary they have discovered the thank you to get out of procuring damages to omes via the "act of God" clause instead of attempting to demean God why not tell your coverage corporation to pay the damages and bypass after the responsible occasion. maximum rules have a clause to bypass after the occasion responisble for the damages.. As for attempting to coach that God does not exist why do not you attempt to coach which you got here from an ameba interior the sea. you are able to attempt to disprove God many have and failed in simple terms as you will. reliable success

Man is the most selfish of all God's creation. The most ungrateful too. Always thinking of his own comforts. Just think about all those mute specimens who have to suffer Man!!!

Actually all other creatures should get together and file a petition....

Have you ever heard of paranoia?

God is the universe and nature is our mother so really we can only blame ourselves if we are negligent in looking out for ourselves and each other.

Protect the innocents and don't use your powers for personal gain and everything will work out fine.

These are lawsuits against Mankind or Man, Humans,aka "Under-evolved, Hairless Monkeys!" (FLCL) God had nothing to do with people being dumb. Wake up! If you don't see facts or chose to ignore them, then what would you expect. Please go pet that tiger there, it wants to love you "for a meal!"

I can speak a rant back at you. Facts are facts no. Here's my Crap too your crap. Which is more logical?

Adding: If you didn't know? That crap I flung back at thee was aimed at your head. Here's my sword out and ready! Pray moron, that I will slay thee in one stroke troll! "The Devil's Advocate" wasn't that a Movie with K. Reeves in it. Wasn't he in the Matrix as Neo, aka 'The One'? If I chose to strike by the Sword, then yes I'll fight like a Devil, but chose to never be one. Then again I would rather react and let a troll challenge me. So I may salute and say "To those who are about to DIE! I salute you!" ( Gladiator)

Everything should come bubble wrapped and with safety instructions. I want a sign telling me that poking myself with a pair of scissors was a bad idea!

If we were given these brains, shouldn't we get a manual on how to use it?

Naw, I'm all done with lawsuits for now.

Besides, you think you can win a case against GOD?

Nope, its all life experiences, have to learn something somehow. Called the school of hard knocks.

I don't think he has much money to sue for anyway.