read these small jokes funny?

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!

Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like

expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,

but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

He's now being harassed by the Animal RighActivists for being cruel to the Crocodil