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auspicious_carrot
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auspicious_carrot asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

How do doctors eat apples?

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then how can a doctor get close enough to an apple to eat it?

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    disguise the apple

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the doctor can eat the apple at night *groans*

  • Steve & Sondra G
    1 decade ago

    actually bananas are better at keeping the doctor away.

  • Flowers
    1 decade ago

    eat apples on weekends (unless they work in A&E then they ban it 4m their diet)

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