POLL: Have you ever gotten really angry and kicked the paper towel holder off the bathroom wall in a bar?

god no but i am about to slap this wall-mounted glade air freshener off of the wall in my kitchen. every time i walk by it sprays me in the side of the head.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 4 Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to the loudest setting. 5. Play with the automatic doors. 6. Put M&M's on layaway. 7. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 9. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "..I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 12. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 13. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from &quotMission: Impossible." 14. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 15. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "tthe fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 16. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 17 Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 18. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 20. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

I have knocked the paper towel holder off the wall but I used someone else's head to do it.

Honestly, who hasn't?

Question is....have you ever kicked at a towel holder and missed? Embarrassing, especially when I "accidentally" stumble into the ladies room. Talk about feeling less than manly!

I am more of a puncher than a kicker, it's one of the things you like about me. I have punched a dent into the paper towel holder of a bar.

Not exactly, but a knuckle on my left hand is still sore from punching a wall 3 weeks ago.

LMAo at GG The glade freshener knows she forgot to wear deodorant today. Anyway no I have complete control over my Temper. You are so dead in the most loving way possible.

No...

but one time I was really drunk...

and

I threw several chairs and a table plus numerous glasses at this chick who showed up at the local bar with my sister's boyfriend...

and

Can you believe...I was the one who got thrown out instead of that dirty sl*t.....???

I am doing much better now...

Peace.

yes , the way it cradles those paper towels so lovingly..... I'll bet it even sings to them......IT JUST MAKES ME SOOOO JEALOUS !!!.........I'm gonna run away with the toilet paper ......to make the towel holder jealous.

i threaten to kill my fish when im angry, but i dont have the balls to go through with it. since my husband left me all alone for 4 days i have covered up all my mirrors, i dont want to know how cute I look if no one is here to compliment me.