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ENDRE J asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

another one..in the same strain, by popular demand?

a woman is walking down the street with a duck under her arm.

a passing drunk says"how much do you want for that pig?"

the lady says," it's not a pig, it's a duck".

the drunk replies," I was talking to the duck."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I LIKED it. Thanks. LOL

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    a million) duh... no 2) you get your poles, address taken away and you gets a incredible. 3) so which you will fish and not get in worry. the money is going for fixing up the state lakes and creeks. 4) i think of $4000 in Ohio. 5) confident it does (love them for all fish) 6) nicely does it have a hook? (duh) 7) relies upon on what you're fishing for. 8) relies upon 9)relies upon 10) relies upon 11) you ought to win many tournament's and get many sponsors. 12) nowhere... 13)? 14) nicely in case you talk jabbing a hook in a fish's mouth then confident. (yet i don't) 15) in all probability. yet i don't care... sixteen) a stick... 17) do you element i'd provide help to comprehend??? 18) grotesque follow a cardinal reel. 19) ummm.... did you study the sign? 20) sixteen 21) with a pole and a hook? 22)in case you basically decide directly to forged 2 foot then confident. :) 23)a hook and a crimson malicious application :) 24) whether that's a lake then confident... duh.. 25) no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    funny innocent joke, always nice to tell your mom it reminded you of her.haha!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

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  • 2gadoo
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I like it! LOL

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