sexual harassment ?

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her,

draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to her

supervisor to file a sexual harassment complaint. She tells the supervisor

what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit

against him.

The supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, 'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice'?

The woman replies, 'It's Keith, the dwarf.'