what is the "cheeziest" pick up line(s) youve heard?

These r funni!!!!!

"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"

"If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous."

"Can I even get a fake number?"

"Hey beautiful...that is your name right?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents."

"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."

"I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?"

"I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty."

I knew a guy who was a nice guy but a total nerd looser. I don't think he ever got laid in his life. Then his mom died and he inherited a bunch of money. He went into a bar with bank statements in hand and just started telling girls look, I have 600 grand in the bank! He had a live in girlfriend by sunrise and was broke and alone in 3 months. So even though it succeeded, it was the worst line ever.

are you a library book? cuz i wanna check you out!

i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?

if your left leg was christmas andyour right leg was easter, could i visit you between the holidays?

i forgot my phone number, can i have yours?

do you do karate? cuz ur body is kickin!

haha yeah.....

Hey baby are you a parking ticket?? Because you have fine written all over you!

I'm surprised Hugh Heffner does'nt have dibs on you.

im new in town and i was wondering if i could get a map to ur house

Why dont you take a sit on my lap and ill do the rest...

'Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong'

'I'm an astronaut and I wanna go straight to 'Uranus''

guy"hey girl, want to sit on my lap?

girl: id rather jump off a cliff!

guy: either way youll go to heaven!

love the question! I'm glad there are people like you on this site asking this intelligent questions.

have a star!!!! you earned it!!