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mental patient........?
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news."
"The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses."
"The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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14 Answers
- ☆Life Lover©☆Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
oh my goodness!!
Dude!! I 'm so cracked up!!
thats was wicked goood!!!
mast Mast MAST!!!
- Anonymous5 years ago
No, I've been in a psych hospital, every door automatically locks behind you, and you have to have a special key to get in. Someones always awake, and the cameras are motion detected, the slightest move and they know, plus there is someone always at the desk. Nice question though =-)
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- 1 decade ago
i was like oh my word.....then started to laugh a little...but poor Jim!!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahahahahahahaha. nice one!
