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never felt better in your life? (joke)?
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent.
Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?"
Farmer: "That's right."
Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"
Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse,who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say "I've never felt better in my life."
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I think this one's kinda dumb
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12 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I love lawyer jokes.
- 1 decade ago
u know it could make a good joke if u work with it a bit,
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- 1 decade ago
oh it's still funny though I laughed I give you stars cause you deserve them
- Anonymous1 decade ago
good ones.
- 1 decade ago
not bad. i found it funny
Source(s): -dont report this yahoo. i was not laughing at the person just laughing at the joke. - Anonymous1 decade ago
umm...your comment is kinda right....but it's ok...
