POLL:is Chuck Norris the coolest person in the entire universe?

When Chuck Norris does push-ups he dosen't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Someone once said a roundhouse kick to the face is the worse way to kill someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worse mistake ever made.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris once counted to ifinity. Twice.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Yup!

- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris

- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

- Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

yes he really is the coolest person in the world.

"Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire."

"When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. "

lmfao at all of his stuff.

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris.

Yes he is!

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

oh..and btw:

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris defines awesome!!(hes right behind u tho Mr.Bass =))

Did u know hes suing NBC? He claims Law and Order are trademarked names for his left n right legs

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee... this has nothing to do with ancestory... the man ate a f**ken indian!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... TWICE!!!!

once someone broke the sound barrier, Chuck put it back together with nothing but his saliva.

When Chuck farts, new galaxies are created.

The sequel for Cloverfield is on the makes. word of mouth is that the movie is about the most powerful nations in the world getting together to destroy the Cloverfield monster, and not being able to do it. Until Chuck decides that enough is enough and with a roundhouse kick he destroys the monster.

In regard to his movies/tv shows, I really think he's cool. I mean, he's the good guy and loves to kick ***! He was also one of the only martial artists who could beat Bruce Lee in a tournament; This really happened in the late 1960's. No joke. However, I don't agree with his philosophy that kids should stand up to bullies by fighting them (as he portrayed in some of his movies and Walker series). I don't like that in "real life" he doesn't believe in peace and prefers war. He also votes Republican which makes me sick! However, I do love his movies for entertaining purposes only and watch them over and over again!

yes he is so cool he can freeze the earths core! LOL

Chuck can slam a revolving door and apple pays Chuck 99c each time he listens to a song in itunes. LOL =)

no, he s not the coolest person in the entire universe but he is behind you;)

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