Best Bumper Sticker?

I saw this one a couple of weeks ago..

"JESUS LOVES YOU

EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU’RE AN A@@HOLE"

The faces of GW & Alfred E. Newman. Underneath it says: "Find The Dummy".

"My Other Car Is A Broom"

"Bad Po-Po. No Donut."

I haven't actually seen it in real like, only on the Jimmy Kimmel show, but I want the one that says "I'm f*cking Ben Affleck"

I also saw one the other day that was very funny - "Dyslexics of The World - Untie!!"

I like cats, they taste like chicken!

My husband saw it and bought it, he thinks it's hilarious! The sad part is that a year ago when I went to adopt a kitten at the shelter I drove his car and watched in horror how everyone was standing around the car discussing it! And there I was holding the kitten, I bet they were wondering If I was going to eat it! Needless to say I don't drive my husband's car, mine has a simple pink ribbon, says: Support the cause.

This is kind of terrible. My father owns a chinese restaurant. Apparently he has a funny sense of humor bc he has a bumper sticker hanging for all the customers to see " I love cats, they taste just like chicken."

It was a toilet with the American flag being flushed down the hole and on either side of the poster it said VOTE FOR HILLARY And the other side said VOTE FOR OBAMA. I thought it was hillarious

I had one on my car for years that said---

I feel great and I don't kiss bad either

I thought it was funny!

My absolute favorite is:

"Get a taste of religion...lick a witch!"

I also like:

"Drive it like you stole it"

"If it's petty don't sweat it, if it's sweaty don't pet it!"

And one of the funniest ever:

"Keep honking while I reload!"

Tired of walking? Piss in your shoe and float awhile!

'I'm not a vegetarian because I LOVE animals. I'm vegetarian because I HATE plants'