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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

When are you going to start the operation? (joke)?

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.

A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. A second man comes over and does the same examinations.

When a third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    good joke haha

    edit-ahhhh i have a twin above me. evil clone. my avatar is not going to stand for this.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hehehe.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah, I need to finish painting.

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHA that was frickkin hilarious lol good job lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    F'in pervs!

  • 1 decade ago

    brilliant mate

  • 1 decade ago

    rotfl

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    and that was when i slapped him!!! why didnt you mention that before defaming me!! ... im not talkn to you anymore *hmph*

    :P *STAR*

  • ♫♪ haha very funny! =) ♪♫

  • 1 decade ago

    ahhhhh hahahahhahahahahaha if i were her i would freak!

    ♪♫♪

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