When was the last time you did something so stupid you surprised yourself by doing it? What was it?

I kept my bike at my friends home.. when I was coming back, I tried a lott to unlock my bike . It took around 45 minutes, but the bike is not unlocked... When I was trying to break the lock, the bike owner came and started shouting at me... It was not my bike!! lol.. my bike was around 10 meters long from there... hahhahah

I woke up around 3 a.m. this morning and realized that I had been drooling profusely on my left hand. I was like, "Hmm, better take my engagement ring off, because what if the drool makes it slide off in my sleep?" So I took the ring off and sat it on the window sill.

That seems pretty stupid to me.

last weekend i was picking up the toys from the patio and not realizing the screen door was closed I walked right through it and knocked it out of the frame . Surprisingly i did not even fall down. I just stood there stunned and amazed.

about two hours ago. i was shaving and then i thought of something funny and started to laugh. then i cut myself on accident three times around the lips. ouch it still burns.

I do something like that every day, but I can't think of an example right now....

I drove really drunk and I ran over an island last friday.

the other day i lost my car in a mall parking lott

when i was small, i jumped off a second story building because i thought that i was god

I was recently married.

about 2 hours ago....I am not at liberty to say what