POLL: Has anyone creative and wonderful ever written you a poem?

Yes ... someone did once and it was perfect timing and a beautiful memory. I still have it. And it's still means as much as it did back then.

Well then ... since both you and PC are whinin' here ... how 'bout I kill 2 birds with one stone?

~ An Ode to Porkchop and McHooters ~

One day as I played here on Answers

a most interesting gal I did find ...

most people here know her as Porkchop -

and she soon was a dear friend of mine.

Through Porkchop I found me a Schmekels

who was charming and schmexy and hot

and I knew that I just had to have her as well -

as in her great wit I was caught!

Of course, Schmekes is Chop's baby momma,

and I feel so privileged to be ...

not only a common acquaintance,

but part of their family tree.

I can't imagine my world without them,

and am so happy that I've had the chance ...

to share on occasion a threesome,

which includes Beckers "special' lap dance.

We've shared some great jokes and such laughter,

Hooters and microwave spaghetti sauce,

an occasional beer and pork sammich,

as well as HopHead ~ who’s usually lost.

Of course, there's our men who adore us ...

like BillyC, Donnie, and cowbell.

What goes on with them ... "behind the scenes on 360",

is something that we'll never tell. (Shhhh!)

So bring on the trolls and the haters ...

they may violate, pillage, and plunder,

but they'll never stop these hot American girls …

and the one that they love from down under.

Does this suffice?

Wuv you Mc HotStuff!! heh heh!

= ♥ = ♥ = ♥ = ♥ = ♥ = ♥ =

Not one that was any good.

My current BF of 2+ years has written 3 poetry books (many years ago) and not once written me a poem.

But A BF from High School wrote me a song that was quite good, called Diamond Eyes. He performed it live at camp that summer.

I had to write a poem last week and I sent it to the person it was about. She sent me a great one in return a few hours later...

No.

May be you could get that pole dancing midget to write you a poem. Although I heard he sucks at poetry. (But NEVER as bad as Vogon poetry though)

Yea...it was awesome...uhmazing...they basically said they wanted to marry me...

It was nice cause things like that dont usually happen to meh haha but i felt bad cause i didnt like them back...

I would write you a poem but uhm yea i dont have good poem writing skillz

My lovely wife has...nearly daily! Whether it be on a post-it note, or an email, or the dry-erase board on the kitchen wall.

I'm a very, very fortunate man ;)

I'm a slacker, but I'll work on one for both of you right quick ;)

Fortunately, Guido is the official Yahoo poet laurette/chicken liver taster.

There was a kitty names Shmecles

Who got up the Yamster's heckles,

She got Guido hot

So he slipped it in her slot

And that's a kitty names Shmecles.

I was going to do one for you but after Nada's poem, I suddenly feel so inadequate and am afraid I'd just embarrass myself.

Gee, something else to use to make fun of myself in the bathroom mirror.

I have not had a poem written to me. :)

Yes, and I still have it...I was 20, working as a waitress and a regular customer who was pretty awesome wrote me one. I was 2 weeks away from moving to Arizona with my soon to be hubby though...or he would have had himself a new girlfriend =)