When are Speedo's acceptable?

when worn by a midget playing hockey in the middle of a smut storm

Yes. Thongs and bikinis are too revealing. Baggy shorts are a drag. Real men wear speedos.

No-one older than a teenager should wear them in public. Except possibly if ever Ryan Reynolds or Jensen Ackles knock on my front door offering to do some gardening. I can just see their toned, sweat beaded bodies, as they trim my bushes (ooer missus!), that would most definately be acceptable. I'm going to have to go lie down, I've come over all unneccessary. Matron!

Philip you are on top form today.

when your at the olympics, swimming pool(they only allow boys to wear them in a pool i went to) by yourself. a turn on for girls is if u have a big C0cK and u wear speedos. they love that(well at least i do)

in a 1970s film

Only ever acceptable on competitive swimmers and people who have a desire to be openly laughed at

At the Olympics and other swimming competitions (for competitors ONLY!)

up to and until the age of 15 after that never ...

In yr own backyard wen nobodies home!

If the body in them is fit and fab,other than that no excuse, xx