Survey: Would you enjoy being a wild woodland creature living in the forest being one with nature?

do I get one of those leaf bikini's....

Only if you were the hunter???

lol.

no!

Too many bugs and boy do they love my flesh!!! I can't go on a campout without comming back with at least 20 bites!

I just went to my cousin's wedding... she had it at the zoo, and I kid you not I am covered in mosquito bites, I don't think I could be happy as a woodland creature with no way to rub jungle juice on myself!:D

Sure would, do I get matches?

It would remind me of the movie....The Lord of the Rings.

That was kind of scary though.

You mean like Tarzan, now that would be fun! I could be Jane and swing from the trees with Tarzan protecting me from the snakes.

I did that as a Special Forces Person?

Yes although I would also have to live with the stress of the possibility of a hunter shooting my head off.

I've always thought it would be exciting to live in nature since I found out that chimpanzees can be serial killers, too.....only there's no chimpanzee jail.

If I was a bear or a wolverine, maybe. If I was only a chipmunk or an opossum not so much.

Only if I was at the top of the food chain.

Hell

No

For a while. Then I would want a nice warm bed.

I really think I would. I already poop in the great outdoors so it isn't such a stretch for me. :)