Any blonde jokes that can top this new one?

lmfao, that's hilarious! *

i don't think anything can top that.

2 blondes lock their keys interior the automobile. between the blondes tries to interrupt into the automobile on an identical time as the the different one watches. finally the 1st blonde says "Darn, i won't be able to get interior the automobile!" the different blond replies, "shop attempting, curiously like it is going to rain and the outstanding is down". How do you drown a blonde? placed a scratch and sniff on the backside of a pool. how are you able to tell a blonde has used a working laptop or pc? there is white out on the computer screen. Why did the blonde placed on condoms on her ears? So she does no longer get listening to Aides. What did the blonde's left leg say to her top leg? no longer something. they have on no account met. 2 blondes are walking down the line, while one says, "look into that dogs with one eye!" the different blonde covers certainly one of her eyes and says, "the place?" A blonde met her brunette chum for the time of lunchtime at a community bar. They observed the information grew to become into on the television above the bar a pair of guy or woman threatening suicide via leaping from a bridge over the interstate. The brunette instructed the blonde, "i will guess you $10 he jumps." The blonde took the guess. specific adequate, the guy jumped. The blonde went to quit the money she lost, yet her chum mentioned she could no longer take it. It does no longer be honest through fact the information grew to become right into a replay, she observed the story until eventually now that morning so she knew he could leap. The blonde gave her the money and mentioned, "I observed that too. yet i did no longer think of he could leap returned!"

lol funny

blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:

fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest.....Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4

These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home.

They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre. They went to see "Closed For The Winter".

why cant blondes make kool-aid

they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet

Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company?

They caught her throwing away all the W'S.

Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths."

Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet

how did the blonde get square boobs

she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box

HA! Nope, Nothing Can Top That!

i have heard tht a million times b4.....heres a new one....

a blonde is sitting in the middle of the field in a row boat.just rowing away. another blonde pulls up in a mini van and says"you know that its blondes like you who give us a bad name and if i could swim i would come out there and kick your butt!"

Pretty good.

Pretty good!

Yap...I know a lot better than this. Sorry man but it's stupid for me.

Ha that is pretty funny... good job!

hahahehehoho