Where can I buy formaldehyde in bulk?

Honey, you needed to make the decision on that particular treatment option for your special, quiet friend BEFORE his face pooled in his lap. It's tough to let them go, I know. Especially when the condition of their skin means they adhere to you during sex, but you need to get a fresh playmate. I have a couple of spares that I can dump on your porch. You'll be doing me a favour because I'm getting sick of that drive to the Everglades.

at the formaldehyde store!

No, no. Someone will come sniffing to find out what the smell is. Dry ice, lots of it. Just pack it in one of those freezers you have. No one will suspect a thing.

Wal-Mart

Beauty supply stores!

http://www.coleparmer.com/catalog/product_index.as...

I'm pretty sure they deliver.

I really hope my computer is never confiscated in an investigation. You can't imagine the sht I got on here.

I think Loboe 27 and Window Licker have this one covered. :P

Become "friendly" with your local druggist, thats what I did to get mine

Sam's

I would think at a hardware store, that is my best guess.