Why did that cute girl at Home Depot have security escort me out when I asked her for a carpet sample???

did you at least get one from the security escort?

it was probably the scissors, a bit forward

Next time bring wax. People are weird about scissors.

Maybe it was because even after she said you couldn't have one..you still wouldn't get your hand out of her pants.Take it from me..wrap a good size piece off duct tape around your hand before you try that again..that'll get you a good sample!

She knew what she did on that carpet & she wasn't about to let you get a snip of the evidence.

Lowe's girls are eagerly giving carpet samples away...next time try that

Maybe on account of she's heard that one too many times? I dunno. Try using some new material ... and whatever you do ... don't go into the gardening department with the ruse of being an expert hedge-trimmer.

I would think it was because you were in the bathroom with her.

Be less blatant next time. Do you need my help?

At least you didnt get caught rubbing up against them!!

That was good for a chuckle FK...thanks ;)

she didn't want you to know she wasn't really a red head. I know I don't.