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Dana D
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Dana D asked in PetsDogs · 1 decade ago

If your dog could change one thing about you...?

...what would it be?

Just something light & fun for a change!

My answer - Caesar would erradicate my allergies so he could sleep on our bed with us. Daisy Duke would have me quit my job so I can take up tennis ball throwing full time.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Joseph, my english mastiff, would make my husband sleep on the couch. So he (the dog) could sleep in bed with me!

    Oh, maybe that's what I want!?!?

  • vikash
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    4 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL..this is great!

    My beagle would: 1:) Tell me to get rid of the other two doggies.....he was quite content being the only dog! 2:) Let him sleep more than he already does...and 3:) Get over the feeding schedule....he wants to eat ALL day!!

    My pug would: 1:) Give up her diet and exercise routine 2:) quit my job so she could be stuck to me like glue ALL day long...3:) Have me get a bigger bed so she could sleep with us all night...(right now she gets to lay down with us for about an hour..then she has to go upstairs to bed with our son)...I swear the longer she lays there...the bigger she gets!!!

    My Cocker Spaniel would: 1:) Tell me to give her just one taste of table scraps..she'd love me forever!! and......2:) have my daughter be a college drop out so she could stay home with her all the time! 3:) Give up that whole crate training idea~~

  • 1 decade ago

    My maltese would want me to let her eat human food all day and all night (shes a piggy i really have to limit her food consumption). Second, she would probably wish that I never wiped the tear stains off her face again, she hates it. That's about it, shes already stuck like glue to me all day and gets her belly rubbed by everyone all day. She lives the life hah.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Are you kidding? My dog has got it made!

    He is a large "gentle giant" 50% lab-mix, lives indoors all year around, has a fenced back yard, gets premium food and treats (Chicken jerky "yum"). plus 3 oz. of meat added to his feed a day; gets his underside and feet cleaned daily, gets to play with the grandkids every weekday after their school, has a basket full of toys, one looks like him = his "Baby";and regular vet visits.

    You wouldn't think he would want anything else, but from his actions, I strongly suspect he'd like me to give him boneless baked chicken EVERYDAY!

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  • 1 decade ago

    JJ our young dog would ban the word "NO"

    Tori is on restricted calorie food and would dearly love "YES, you can have all the kibble, treats and all the food that you want (she is first at the fridge, when she hears a cupboard open - ears on elastic!)

  • 1 decade ago

    My dog would teach me how to walk around the obedience ring with OUT screwing up:)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My dog, Watermelon, would have me workat a treat factory and he could have all the treats he wanted

  • 1 decade ago

    Percy would make me stop caring about his oral hygiene and insisting on brushing his teeth daily =P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he would ask for my steak and expect me to eat his roo meat as a change

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