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Jokes!!!!!?

Any one got a good joke? It has to be short, I have a short attention span!

best joke ten points :-))

Update:

hheheeheh thanks John xx

Update 2:

heheheeeeeeeee thanks skp you!!!

Update 3:

hahahahahahahah more more!!

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    Hear the one about the sidewalk? It`s all over town. Hear the one about the jump rope? Skip it.

  • 1 decade ago

    A blonde calls up a airline, the girl on the other line says "hi, how can I help you". The blonde said "How long is the flight from america to france". The girl on the other line said " Just a minute". The blonde said "ok thanks, bye"

  • 1 decade ago

    mothers have a day called mothers day, fathers have a day called fathers day so what day do Single men have? Palm Day!

    Did you hear about the old lady that hated flies until she opened one?

  • 1 decade ago

    Newspaper headline:

    Man blows hole in nudist colony wall. Police are looking into it.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    why do women talk a lot?

    they have 4 lips.

    why do men think a lot?

    they have 2 heads.

    give me the star. i need it.

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